Wednesday, May 13, 2009

the door handle broke

when door handles malfunction it can only happen for a couple of reasons.

either someone purposefully made those door handles malfunction (or go missing) because they don't want you to get through that door, or in that building. more specifically they might not have wanted you (and when i say you i mean me) to get in Friendswood High School. the reasons behind this are questionable, but it happened anyways.

another reason door handles break is because they are overly used. those poor little handles hang in there day after day and they have to pull that heavy door open and push it closed every day, it can get very stressful. then one day that door handle breaks off, and it rebells.


a third reason for door handle problems is because they were improperly used. you know what i mean, you tied them to a string and connected that string to something that seemed like a really good idea at the time but now that you think about it, it was not a smart decision. you probably connected that string to teeth, other door handles, bothers or sisters, pets, booty traps, and who knows what else.

this post is inspired by my car door handle that broke because of the second reason i listed. that poor little worn out spring inside the handle just could not take life anymore.